About Zoogie2

Who am I?

My name is Zoogie2 and I’m twenty-something years old. I graduated from college recently and have settled down in my hometown working at a software company. These are my stories…

Where in the world is Zoogie2?

I’m somewhere in California. I can’t be more specific than that, I have enough ex-boyfriend stalkers and I don’t need random internet men showing up on my doorstep too. It’s a fire hazard to have too many men blocking your doorway.

How can I contact Zoogie2?

Email contact.zoogie2@gmail.com. Again, that’s contactDOTzoogie2ATgmailDOTcom.

Who the hell is she talking about?

Don’t worry, I’m working on a new page with a short background on everyone I talk about. If you’re really confused go look through my archive. Go on. Take a look at my old posts. Seriously. Why are you still reading this?


10 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. DarcKnyt
    Jun 23, 2011 @ 07:19:21

    Your posts are both interesting and entertaining, which is a rare blend. I can’t imagine, for the LIFE of me, why you don’t have commentators yet. With content this well-written it should be swarming with them.

    Keep up the good work. 🙂


    • zoogie2
      Jun 23, 2011 @ 10:47:51

      Thank you! Now you’ve gotten me to blush 🙂 …no that’s not it. How about 😉 …nope…where the hell is the emoticon that blushes? Oh screw it, I should use fewer emoticons any way.

      I would love regular commentators who say snarky things, joke about the failures in my life and offer their opinion. How do you get those? Right now I use a marketing technique called “Pimping my blog”. Basically I went out and bought a top hat and covered it in shag carpeting then put on some bell bottoms with vertical stripes and my platform shoes and I walk up and down the street shouting my URL. Hasn’t seemed to work so far…but you should feel free to pimp my blog out to anyone you can think of. I’ll loan you the hat!

      Ha! Found it! :”) *blush*

      Come back anytime, bring a friend (and mojitos, I’m in the mood for mojitos).


      • Dont Mind Me
        Jun 23, 2011 @ 15:03:41

        Psst… Zoogie, I’m pretty sure that’s one of those spam messages. I mean just look at the vague wording!

        As an aside… my email client keeps telling me that your email address doesn’t exist any more. Mondo annoying as I’ve written out a beauty. Well, they’re all beauties… but still.

  2. zoogie2
    Jun 23, 2011 @ 17:17:56

    GD, you just broke my heart! DarcKnyt’s comment had warmed the cockles of my cold, dead heart and now you say it wasn’t real at all. If it is SPAM then they suck at it – they didn’t even leave a link to porn or try to sell me something. Oooo, or maybe they’re really good at it and they’ll come back later to leave a link. Either way, I’m glad to be able to say that I have fanS. Right now, I’m pretty sure you’re the only one LOL

    I can assure you, my email does exist. I just checked it…now. Yep. I’m still here. Maybe we’re over the character limit on emails (does that exist?). Maybe changing the subject line or starting a new email thread would work. If I don’t see an email tomorrow afternoon (my time) I’ll send you my real email address. *Cough* not that contact.zoogie2 isn’t real…you know what I mean.

    As usual your modesty and humility in your (admittedly exquisite) writing humbles me. Nope, couldn’t write that with a straight face 🙂


  3. DarcKnyt
    Jun 25, 2011 @ 09:20:21

    Spam? Moi?! Absolument pas! I’m extremely offended! Comment pourriez-vous penser une telle chose?!

    And, had you bothered to follow the LINK TO MY BLOG, you’d know I’m in fact NOT a purveyor of either porn or weight-loss supplements, neither penis-enhancers or breast augmenters. No, I’m but a humble if anonymous denizen of the Internet, hiding behind my really cool avatar and using an Internet handle instead of a name.

    But since you DIDN’T check out my link, I’ll assume you aren’t interested. Too bad, because I’m richly fascinating and whine a great deal.

    Oh, and to answer your question, Zoogie, if you exchange links with people on their “blogroll” or whatever it’s called now, comment on the blogs of others you read, and sort of make your presence known in places where other ‘net-izens hang out…they will likely follow you back here and comment.

    I think you should also carry a can of pepper spray or a tazer, in the event Big Orange is leashless again (in my experience dog owners who have that little knowledge of their dogs also don’t obey laws and think they are above them) or you encounter the trenchcoated Flash-icus small-winky-icus on the street again. Laughter, photos, and more laughter to be sure, but pepper spray too because…well, because it’d be funny to see some guy rolling around screaming and clawing at his watering eyes while his flaccid little willy waggles wildly. Like alliteration?

    Now… still think I’m a bot?


    • zoogie2
      Jun 27, 2011 @ 09:06:45

      I’ve been converted! You are not a spam bot (See GD? I have fanS!).

      I actually did click the link to your Gravatar, but then I got super distracted trying to remember the name of the little alien and ended up trying to Google it (but the only alien name that came up was Great Gazoo, which is Fintstones I think). Anyhoo…so my apologies for thinking you were a program and/or an alien who’s name I can’t remember.

      Invader Zim! Yes!

      I do go to a lot of blogs but every time I plan on commenting I see someone else’s comment, laugh, follow the link to their site and get distracted. Some people are distracted by shiny things (…like me) and some people are distracted by links (…like me) and still others are distracted by attractive men (…like me, but this one’s a little more embarrassing). For example I’ve been writing this comment for about five minutes because a little light started blinking on my phone and I went to investigate. Suddenly I look back at my computer and remember that I was typing this out. So sorry to keep you waiting.

      I wish I’d had pepper spray around Big Orange and my former neighbor who flashed me. I would have take an unholy enjoyment in hurting either one…I mean “defending myself”. I love the visual and especially the scientific name! I will definitely check out your blog, although I can’t promise not to get distracted. I’ll super duper try though!


      • DarcKnyt
        Jun 27, 2011 @ 10:41:14

        No no no… you don’t have to check out my blog, Zoogie. I was only suggesting if you HAD done so by following the link I provided, you’d know I am, in fact, NOT a spam-bot. As far as I know.

        Then again, what does a spam-bot KNOW, really?

        But you’re always welcome around my blog. Don’t feel obligated, but know we enjoy guests a great deal.

        Because they’re delicious.

  4. zoogie2
    Jun 27, 2011 @ 15:18:26

    I read a few of your older posts and liked them, so I added you to my blogroll. I think you’ll appreciate the title I gave you and it should serve to clear up any doubts about your status as a SPAM Bot.


    • DarcKnyt
      Jun 27, 2011 @ 18:59:08

      I added you to mine too. Hopefully some of my blog buds — who are thinning much faster than my midsection, regrettably — will come by and see you. And more importantly, say hello.


  5. Dont Mind Me
    Jul 01, 2011 @ 15:39:11

    Yeah’p, definitely a spam bot.


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