I just can’t catch a break with men. Here I was, completely happy because TweedleSweet promised to fix me up with her cute friend and I got hit on in a bar — by a man 31 years older than me. How am I so sure about the age difference? He implored me to go to his birthday party the next day at that bar. Do I have a tattoo on my forehead that says Hit on me if you’re totally inappropriate for me!??