There must be a beard-virus going around my department at Anonymous Software Company. Slowly, one by one, all of the men come into work with a few sprouts of a five o’clock shadow on their faces which slowly transform from a raggedy hair splotches to wild man beards.

So far over 60% of the men in the department have fallen into this terrible new trend (and another man is currently contemplating it – he’s hesitating because his wife would be pissed).

Who told them this is a good look? My department looks like a group of Zach Galifianakis look alikes got lost on their way to Vegas…